Dracula is a Wuss

If you're wondering what Dracula and Aswang have in common? They both mean Vampire. So, why is this important. Well for one thing the Filipino Aswang, which can come as a dog (try that on for size Bela) or a human being. The Filipino vampire makes the European Dracula look like a wuss. Well for one thing, who ever saw a grown man wearing a cape and a tuxedo? And what's with the stupid fake accent? Sounds like nothing more than an attempt by a small dick executive at MGM trying to be funny. Anyway, getting back to my story...

The Aswang in Filipino culture and Mythology is a fairly beautiful looking woman, who lives in a village in the Philippines. Now what makes her unique is that when she is hunting for a victim... "A bite on the neck of a man or woman"... that's for children.... what she does is the head detaches from the body and flies out of the house with hanging entrails, then once she finds a house with a pregnant woman inside...

Hey this gets better , her tongue unrolls and snakes down and under the house, then dives between the legs of her intended victim. Then the tongue sucks up the fetus, leaves and then rejoins the head. After that the head flies back to the body and is rejoined. Meanwhile the next morning the victim sees the blood between her legs and assumes she had a miscarriage.

Oh yeah, before I forget. To see if you are facing an Aswang, just look here in the eye. If your reflection is upside down... head for the hills.

So, with that in mind Dracula of old is a wuss and needs to go back and learn how to knit. It's going to be a long dry night in Budapest.